The Corduroy Mtn. Celebrity Slumber [25] Judson Hamilton Anthony Michael Hall was wearing a fedora of an unforgivable hue and groping me under the table. He leaned in for a quick one-two peck on the lips but I put my hand on his chest, (in a completely asexual way), thereby halting his advances. Then, with the help of various charts and diagrams, a laser pointer and our waitress' aid by way of physical demonstration, he was given to understand the incompatibility of our natures and the meaning of the word 'platonic'. home | next Added to The Corduroy Mtn. on November the second in the year two thousand and eight.